HOW OLD IS OLD?
STAY WITH THIS -- THE
ANSWER IS AT THE END. IT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY.
One evening a grandson was
talking to his grandfather (a little younger than me) about current
events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings
at schools, the computer age and just things in general.
GRANDPA REPLIED, "Well, let
me think a minute, I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen
foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.
THERE WAS NO radar, credit
cards, laser beams or ball-point pens!
MAN HAD NOT INVENTED
pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers! . . .and the clothes were
hung out to dry in the fresh air.
Man hadn't yet walked on the moon and
your grandmother and I got married first, and then lived together. Every
family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called
every man older than me, "Sir", and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."
That was before gay-rights,
computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by
the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.
We were taught to know the
difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for
our actions.
We thought fast food was
what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful
relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
Time-sharing meant time the
family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM
radios, tape decks, CDs, DVD's electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing
earrings.
We listened to the Big
Bands, Jack Benny, and the Presidents speeches on our radio.
And I don't ever remember
any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with
'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out'
referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and
instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores
where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone
calls, ride on a bus, and a Coke were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to
splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2
postcards.
You could buy a new Chevy
Coupe for $600, . . . but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11
cents a gallon.
IN MY DAY:
"grass" was mowed, "coke"
was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in and "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
"Aids" were helpers in the
Principal's office, " chip" meant a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and "software" wasn't even a word..
And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.
No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap..
AND HOW OLD DO YOU THINK GRANDPA IS?
I bet you have a really old
man in mind and you are in for a shock! Read on to see --
This man would be only 59
years old!
Thankfully, I can attest to
these facts as Abe Lincoln expressed them so well . . .
"In the end, it is not
the years in your life that counts, it is the life in your years..."
Abraham
Lincoln
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